[Sosfbay-discuss] A scary element of truth

[Tian Harter]

*Bushcronium.   *

 

Mark it on your Periodic Table...........

 

The densest element yet known to science has been discovered. The new 
element has been named "Bushcronium".

Bushcronium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, 
and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 911. 

 

These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which 
are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons. 
 The symbol for Bushcronium is "W".

 

Bushcronium' s mass actually increases over time, as these morons 
randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become 
assistant deputy neutrons in a Bushcronium molecule, forming a large 
cluster of idiotopes. 

 

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe 
that Bushcronium is formed whenever morons reach a critical mass also 
known as "Critical Morass".

 

When catalyzed with money, Bushcronium activates Foxnewsium, an element 
radiating several orders of magnitude more energy, mostly as 
incoherentnoise, since it has 1/2 as many peons but twice as many morons

-- 
Tian
2:37 PM, 2/3/07: I was sitting in the KFC in Milpitas on Main 
St. hearing Amanda tell Amber it was "two thirty seven PM".
http://tian.greens.org