[Sosfbay-discuss] Fwd: WHO READS WHAT

[Tian Harter]

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WHO READS WHAT*

 

 

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

 

2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.

 

3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the
     country and who are very good at crossword puzzles.

 

4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country
     but don't really understand The New York Times. They do, however,
     like their statistics shown in pie charts.

 

5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind
     running the country -- if they could find the time -- and if they 
didn't
     have to leave Southern California to do it.

 

6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run
     the country and did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.

 

7. The New York Daily News is read by people who aren't too sure
     who's running the country and don't really care as long as they
     can get a seat on the train.

 

8. The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running
     the country as long as they do something really scandalous,
     preferably while intoxicated.

 

9. The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another
     country but need the baseball scores.

 

10. The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people who aren't sure
     there is a country ... or that anyone is running it; but if so, they
     oppose all that they stand for. There are occasional exceptions
     if the leaders are happen to be illegal aliens from any other country
     or galaxy provided, of course, that they are not Republicans.

 

11. The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the
     grocery store.

 

12.  None of these are read by the guy who is running  the country
     into the ground.


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