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<br>Dear Impeachment Greens,
<p>I hope you are well.
<p>Sorry for my lack of attendance.
<p>Thank you for your intentions.
<p>I have finally discovered what would make me REALLY COMMITTED TO A CANDIDATE...
<p>...if I was the only one who could prove they were a child molestor!
Think of it! Have you ever seen a top elected official from
"the Federal ruling class" dissappear faster than Florida Republican Representative
Mark Foley(over some "ever so slightly" suggestive emails to high school
boys)? If my candidate wins, I could whack them anytime I want!
Finally!...
<br>..."Real live," <b><i><u><font color="#FF0000">teethy</font></u></i></b>
"Checks & Balances!"
<p>But how could we find such a hot news item? Why not make it memorable
to the "If They Believe O'Reilly They Would Believe Anything Prudes on
the Religious Right" <b><i><u><font color="#FF0000">AND</font></u></i></b>
the Jon Stewart/DailyShow fans on the Left <b><i><u>at the same time</u></i></b>!!!
<p>"Fake News" to the rescue!!!!
<p>Now....
<p>...think of all those Crawford(Texas) High School kids...
<p>...out for the summer and nothing better to do than...
<p>...save the planet by making up a mystery suspense story! :-)
:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
<p>Let's start a contest/audition for the best "I was molested by President
Bush" YouTube.com video! (for example, a comedy routine like the
classic Smother's Brothers replacing "Mom always liked you best" with "George
always liked me best")
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<hr WIDTH="100%">Think of all those Wyoming(Cheney's home state) High School
kids...
<p>...out for the summer and nothing better to do than...
<p>...save the planet! :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
<p>Let's start a contest/audition for the best "I was molested by Cheney"
YouTube.com video!
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<br>Think of all those Austin High School kids...
<p>...out for the summer and nothing better to do than...
<p>...save the planet! :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
<p>Let's start a contest/audition for the best "I was molested by Governor
Bush" YouTube.com video!
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<br>...soon we will have young people all over the country claiming that
they were molested first...
<p>...or they were molested worst...
<p>Please reply.
<p>Warmest Regards,
<br>Jeff Brooks, owner
<br>www.ImpeachGeorgeWBush.org,
<br>www.ImpeachDickCheney.com,
<br>www.ImpeachPresidentClinton.com, etc.
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<p>[Please note: This email is intended only for the recipient]
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<p>there are wars because
<br>there are hawks,
<br>there are hawks because
<br>there are hawks-in-the-media (that make being a hawk sound reasonable),
<br>there are hawks-in-the-media because
<br>there are sponsors (for their hawk shows),
<br>there are sponsors because
<br>there are customers,
<br>there are customers that are doves who refuse to push any button like
this:
<p><a href="mailto:HawkCampaignContributorsToBeBoycotted@yahoogroups.com,HawkGovtRepresentativesToBecomeDoves@yahoogroups.com,President@WhiteHouse.gov,VoteCounter@ThankyouMichaelMoore.com,CNNandBBCpolls@yahoogroups.com,AntiWarLeadersWhoDontWanaFeelAlone@yahoogroups.com?subject=We_want_the_killing_to_stop&&body=Dear_Hawk_Co.s,_I_will_boycott_you.__Dear_Govt,_I_will_impeach_you.__Dear_Media_and_others,_Keep_me_in_this_tight_loop">mailto:HawkCampaignContributorsToBeBoycotted@yahoogroups.com,HawkGovtRepresentativesToBecomeDoves@yahoogroups.com,President@WhiteHouse.gov,VoteCounter@ThankyouMichaelMoore.com,CNNandBBCpolls@yahoogroups.com,AntiWarLeadersWhoDontWanaFeelAlone@yahoogroups.com?subject=We_want_the_killing_to_stop&&body=Dear_Hawk_Co.s,_I_will_boycott_you.__Dear_Govt,_I_will_impeach_you.__Dear_Media_and_others,_Keep_me_in_this_tight_loop</a>.
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<p>To have Mr.Brooks phone you click <a href="mailto:jbrooks@ihot.com?subject=Please_phone_me_at_the_number_you_know_or_(AreaCode(???)-???-????&&body=Hi_Jeff,_Please_phone_me_between_the_hours_of_?AM_and_?PM">mailto:jbrooks@ihot.com?subject=Please_phone_me_at_the_number_you_know_or_(AreaCode(???)-???-????&&body=Hi_Jeff,_Please_phone_me_between_the_hours_of_?AM_and_?PM</a>
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<p>Please be aware that conversations with Mr.Brooks may assume that you
are educated as to some basic research results:
<br>Festinger(thoughts beget feelings beget actions beget thoughts, etc.
)
<br>Skinner(conditioning)
<br>Dr.David D Burns(wrong thoughts beget upsets. Right thoughts
kill wrong thoughts and upsets.)
<br>Milgram(showed we will all kill on command)
<br>The Little Fish(Human ancestor famous for our inherited trait of exaggerating
fears)
<br>The Stick Man(thinks shameful thoughts we need never say we thought)
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