[GPSCC-chat] How many Ashevilleans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[Tian Harter]

I can't take credit for this. I found it on facebook.
The Asheville they are talking about is in western North Carolina.
>
> If it's a city job, you'll have to file a form LIT-9655:A down at 605
> Charlotte Street and await approval from the department commission
> that meets bi-monthly, provided there's no power outage nor flood, nor
> pestilence upon the land. A team... of eight city technicians will be
> dispatched to fix said bulb.
>
> If it's a County job, you'll have to call the county 3-1-1 hotline,
> state your name, address, and service you need done. Or fax in your
> request. It will be handled on the third Thursday of a month with an R
> in its name.
>
> If it's a group of concerned citizens for a better Asheville, it'll
> take a rally, a band, a brewer, photographers from the AC-T and
> Mountain XPress, someone from a "local publisher" to try and take
> credit for the idea, a "flier team" from Greenlife, a couple of
> interpretive dancers, and a meeting down at the local Universalist's
> Church to identify the deficient bulb in question and take notes on
> possible solutions to the crisis.
>
> After the Changing, there will be a candlelight vigil in Pack Square
> for all who are concerned for the light bulb that got screwed.
>
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Tian
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